GENRE: Email letter/Humour
TO: Various email Bcc list
AUTHOR: AFAM Research
DATE SENT: Wed, Jul 24, 2013 at 5:28 PM
TITLE: Missing person report – update
STATUS: No response required.
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EXTERNAL LINKS: See, TAG for Dr Johnny Johnson: https://aswla.wordpress.com/?s=dr+johnny+johnson&submit=Search
Dear Mayor Bradburn,
… He was spotted frantically trying to hide in a Florida Chicken Coop.
The local farmer who reported him to Police said he was whimpering the words, “Connett’s coming; Connett’s coming… help me… someone… please… don’t let them send me to Brooksville.”
The image above was taken last night, during Johnny’s first Community Service presentation to local school children suffering from Dental Fluorosis.
A Psychiatrist said he was too traumatised by the latest debate challenge to stand trial. So the County Sheriff intervened by negotiating a deal with the judge.
The farmer has dropped all trespassing charges out of pity.
Anyway, I just wanted let let you know we found little Johnny boy. But please, no more debate challenges. His therapist has warned that any more trauma could be the end of him.